hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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