I heard we made out
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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