idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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