she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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