Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?