Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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