we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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