no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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