windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
