you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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