Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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