First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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