Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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