Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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