If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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