Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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