After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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