You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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