I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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