how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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