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Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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