Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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