her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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