dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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