Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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