Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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