He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
