She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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