ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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