Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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