Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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