I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He shit in the fireplace
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize