i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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