so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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