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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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