I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
