do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.