Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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