For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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