Non-Jews are for practice
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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