There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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