I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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