I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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