She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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