I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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