you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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