belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
