very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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