I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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