ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There's always time for handjobs
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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