i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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