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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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