Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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