Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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