Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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