I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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