you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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