My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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