Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You need Xanax blowdarts
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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